Free Security System: 20 month old
I have stumbled upon the most ingenious invention EVER. Literally.
It dawned on me a couple of weeks ago when I stepped on one of the Animal’s blocks and bruised the ever-living-snot out of my foot (at 6 months pregnant with really bad back pain, mind you — I couldn’t walk correctly for a couple of days).
With the frustration against those blocks and my exasperation at the state of affairs on my living room floor, I suddenly had an epiphany.
Remember Home Alone? Kevin defended his house like this:
I’m simply doing the same thing. Except, my security system is in the form of a 20 month old. He is strategically placing toys throughout the house to protect his family. That’s why I stepped on the block. It was right in front of his crib, and he had placed the block there to protect himself from any intruders, right?
Ok, that’s what I’m going to choose to believe, anyway.