Unicorn Horn: Yup, I have one
It’s time for me to let you all in on a little secret.
I’m part unicorn.
You’re grinning right now. You’re saying, “This chic is nuts. Unicorn? Really?”
Well, really. I have a unicorn horn. I even have proof:
(Seriously, I’m actually worried about this. It didn’t show up until after I had Miss Sassy Pants a good 8 years ago, and it’s become larger since. I’m holding on to Kindergarten Cop’s mantra, “It’s not a tumor!” but I will be having it checked after Flash enters the world.)